The Watch Japanese black stockings female doctor gives oral sex service to patients Onlinetrue marker of the impending holiday season is not the removal of Halloween decorations or the scent of $6 holiday candles wafting in the air.
It is, in fact, the annual drop of Oprah's iconic Favorite Things list, a compendium of stuff you should buy yourself and your loved ones in pursuit of a better, chicer lifestyle.
This year, Oprah has us considering expensive jars and small mansions for the neighborhood birds.
Here are a few other things we suddenly can't imagine our futures without:
1. A $69 chicken pie

Oprah says this pie is "the closest to homemade" she's ever tasted. She could easily make this pie for a sixth of the price, but we'll let that slide.
2. A beautiful luxury home for birds you don't own

These very beautiful little bird houses cost between $91 and $201, and will ensure that the local wildlife have a place to come home to after long days of seed eating.
3. Four fancy chocolate bars for $50

Are your Hershey bars made with pure olive oil? No? You'll need these, then.
4. A $45 "Gratitude" jar

This jar – which includes cards on which you write what you're grateful for – is the fancy, not-free version of giving your loved ones a recycled sauce jar and a stack of Post-It notes.
5. A DNA kit

Know thyself with this $99 salvia collection kit from 23andMe.
6. Five pounds of blueberries

Just a big box of blueberries! Flash frozen! From Maine! Under $50!
7. A frozen desert maker

This $50 appliance is a perfect follow-up present for the person you're saddling with five pounds of berries.
8. A whole smoked turkey

The perfect gift for the holiday host who can't cook, these birds arrive ready to eat. Thanks, Oprah!
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